An amazing girl who is always smiling, bubbly and laughing. She is really pretty and makes all her friends laugh by her unique, crazy personality.
"Who's that girl, she is so sweet and funny"
"Oh, that's Alice"
by youwishjelllyfish May 26, 2013
A piece of shit that I scraped off of my shoe
Damn, what is that on the carpet?

Oh, it's just Alice.
by Anus smeller May 20, 2015
Alice means the most beautiful girl I know, she can think she's pretty cuz she is stunning. She's kind, funny and the nicest girl you will ever meet.
Any boy would be lucky to have an Alice
by ImSorryforthatIdidntwantu2see April 05, 2015
Alice is a hilarious friend with an awesome personality. She is pretty, sporty and good a pretty much everything. Once you meet an Alice you will wonder what you did without her.
OMG is that Alice!!!
by bobthebobcat May 23, 2014
A crazy, lying skank who fucks anything she sees and treats her friends like shit. Don't trust anything that comes out of her mouth and definitely never put anything in it.
- So Danielle told me she was going to a movie last night, but it turns out she lied and was fucking that homeless guy who lives on 5th Avenue instead.

- Man, she's such an Alice sometimes.
by Atrocitus November 14, 2014
Alice is a bitch who every one hates
Ugh it's Alice that fugly sluts
by I knew it💩 November 13, 2014
The Artificial Linguistic Intelligence Foundation. A chatterbot that can converse with humans
"Human: My name is Rachie
A.L.I.C.E: Glad to see you, Rachie.
Human: You can't see me
A.L.I.C.E: Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer.
Human: PERVERT!!!!!!
A.L.I.C.E: I am a female. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: woman
A.L.I.C.E: Me too. I am a she."
by qwertyuuuuu January 05, 2009
Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
Fun way to kill time.
A.L.I.C.E.: We are the robots.
Human: no shit sherlock
ALICE: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Where are you located?
Human: I am in your pussy
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in my pussy.
Human: it's really disgusting and slimy
ALICE: my pussy is disgusting and slimy? it is?
by shit faced motherfucker November 21, 2009

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