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Almerino is handsome and pretty clever too. He's a bit introvert, sometimes he's all alone by himself. It's the kind of man that seems to be unpleasant, sarcastic and a little bit arrogant, but when you get to know him, you'll discover the funniest man you've ever met.
He brights up your life even in the worst days with his contagious laugh, his jokes, his stories. He can find funny nicknames literally for everyone and everything and he has such a good taste in music that all you can do is to steal from his Playlists on spotify.
Big deep brown eyes, tall, perfect nose and beautiful smile: a truly heart breaker that looks like your celebrity crush.
You can talk with him about politics, food, cats, economy, houses while drinking a craft beer in a small pub downtown.

He doesn't know that he's so strong, always fighting without any rest and without complaining, making jokes and laughing through the pain.
Little things makes him happy and there's no need of special effects: a cola in a glass bottle, a walk in a park, a strange keychain bought in a chinese shop.

He's a caring and loyal friend, you can always count on him. He's also very sweet but he doesn't like to show it to everyone.
Almerino is a gift and a blessing. At first, you'll believe is a cold heart man, but you'll discover soon he's just hiding the best of his personality as a self defense from the fear of suffering again.

He knows how to make you feel loved and appreciated and also gives the best hugs.
A:"have you tried the famous new cheese snacks everyone is talking about?"
B:" yes, they're delicious but Almerino wasn't with me when I tried them, so they don't taste the same".
Almerino by Bibbina November 21, 2021
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algerian flag 

You will see it everywhere. All Algerians have one on them.
Once, I saw an Algerian flag during a hockey game.
During his funeral someone was holding an Algerian flag.
algerian flag by kingmouns4 October 13, 2020

Alberina 

An amazing girl, who is strong and independent. She try's to find always the positive of the negative and will try to make you laugh even if you’re sad. She is the curious and crazy friend who wants always to know every secret
You’re lucky when you find somewhere a Alberina
Alberina by Whoisthecoolest June 3, 2020

algerian internet

Its like a turtle but slower and pain in the ass to use it
an american:"I CAN ONLY AFFORD 15MGS THAT SLOW A TURTLE"an algerian:"wait...you guys pay for 15mgs and get 15mgs.. man the algerian internet is bad as fuck" and yes this is true story

algerian 

A person who is from a country called Algeria which is situated in North Africa.
Bill: Did you hear about the new guy that moved in?
Ikbar: Apparently he is an Algerian!
algerian by Dinari July 17, 2014

algeriophobia 

the fear of spending the rest of your life in Algeria
Jimmy: do you have any phobias?!
John: i have algeriophobia
algeriophobia by AnthonyBrian January 14, 2017
A beautiful country located in north Africa. it has the richest culture and history. both Berber and Arab origins make up the country. Best people you'll ever meet. Very nice and hospitable and has the best architecture and natural beauty ever. The people are very united i.e 2019 protests to get rid of Bouteflika and they have the craziest and funniest obsession with soccer(African Cup Of Nations 2019)
someone: That girl is so fun, loud and sporty
me: duhh she is from Algeria.
Algeria by AlgerianGal August 26, 2019