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Alfred E. Neuman

the mascot/logo for MAD Magazine, represented by a person with freckles, buck teeth, messy brown/ginger hair big lips and a rediculous grin.
(person one)hey look, the new issue of MAD magazine

(person two) how do you know its a MAD magazine (aside from the giant title on the front cover)

(person one) because of the picture of alfred e newman
Alfred E. Neuman by m-37 January 27, 2005
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alfred e. neuman

Are you gonna vote for another weak Democrat or Republican or are you going to vote for Alfred E. Neuman? It should be the latter.
alfred e. neuman by Myxamatosis October 30, 2006

Alfred E. Neuman

That kids a real AEN.
Alfred E. Neuman by Anonymous October 14, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008