Doing "an Alfie" is having a poo in the corner of a dis-used campsite in a national park when the owner of the field in coming over to tell you off for setting up your tents.
by Incredible Bob May 2, 2011
Alfie can be substituted for any guy that is a player thats decent enough to try to push you away. One who tells you, " I'm not good for you", "you should date other guys", "I can only give you short-term happiness", "I can give you what I can, but I can't give you everything".
Based on the character Alfie, in the movie "Alfie". (2004)
Based on the character Alfie, in the movie "Alfie". (2004)
Although Steven told me he was an Alfie and wasn't good for me, I still couldn't help falling in love with him.
by Alfiedoesvegas July 24, 2013
by DefNotAlfie November 27, 2018
Alfie is a peng ting and he is a true fittie. So cute but he loves to bully his girlfriend. He always says he is ugly and a gimp but he is rlly not. If u become close with him he is the best boyfriend ever xxxx
by Keeping_real May 31, 2019
Damn that alfy.. when I kicked him in the nuts my foot broke and he screamed "PANIC PANIC PANIC!" and shit on my chest.
by seni0r pen0r August 2, 2009