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TELEPHONE.

Leading from the chap who invented audio telegraphy ('Marconi' simply doesn't have the same connotation in the English speaking world).

I think this is a uniquely Aussie expression, but may be in use elsewhere.
He's not at work. Try and get him on his alexander bell.
by Dave Sheedy September 01, 2006
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Where you get a girl doggy style, then call her/your house phone, and when she answers you jizz on her face.
Girl: "Hello?"
Guy: jizzs on her face right then:)
Girl: Oh My God couldn't you have waited?
Guy: You just got the Alexander Bell, ho.
by Dr. Bell January 30, 2009
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