TELEPHONE.

Leading from the chap who invented audio telegraphy ('Marconi' simply doesn't have the same connotation in the English speaking world).

I think this is a uniquely Aussie expression, but may be in use elsewhere.
He's not at work. Try and get him on his alexander bell.
by Dave Sheedy September 2, 2006
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Where you get a girl doggy style, then call her/your house phone, and when she answers you jizz on her face.
Girl: "Hello?"
Guy: jizzs on her face right then:)
Girl: Oh My God couldn't you have waited?
Guy: You just got the Alexander Bell, ho.
by Dr. Bell January 31, 2009
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A crude mockery of Alexander Graham Bell found in the Shell City gift shop in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004).
"Remember that Alexander Clam Bell thingy from the SpongeBob movie"

"Yeah that was pretty funny lol"
by Untaken name October 30, 2023
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