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Alex Ovechkin 

Some really ugly Russian hockey player that plays for the Caps. He made a fool out of himself at the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games, because he lost, BADLY. He can't even score a 51st goal, like Sidney Crosby can.

He is also very creepy looking.
Guy #1: "Dude, that chick is ugly"
Guy #2: "Yeah, she must be Alex Ovechkin's kid"
Guy #1: "No shit, she even has a really ugly moustache, like her daddy!"
Alex Ovechkin by IhateOvechkin April 13, 2010
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Alex Ovechkin 

A slang word commonly used to describe someone who is the equivalent of a dirty Communist clitoris.
-"Dude don't be such an Alex Ovechkin!"

-"I was called an Alex Ovechkin once. Worst insult of my life. I felt bad about myself for weeks. I don't want to be compared to some dirty, dishonest Communist."

alex Ovechkin 

A russian hockey player who plays for the Washington Capitals and is the best to ever walk the world.
Name used when something amazing and unexpected happens like the man himself.
Dude! Did you see that Alex Ovechkin!

Alex Ovechkin kicks ass.

Alex Ovechkin 

He is a Russian hockey player for the Washington Capitals. He is the god of hockey.
Alex Ovechkin is the god of hockey.
Alex Ovechkin by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Alex Ovechkin 

He’s better than Crosby and you know it Penguins fans! Ovechkin is the greatest russian hockey player of all time. He’s got over 650 goals and isn’t even 35 yet. Commonly referred to as Great 8 or Ovi by Capitals fans, who is the reigning Stanley Cup champion team.
Phil: Did you see the Capitals game last night? Oh my god another hat trick for Alex Ovechkin!
Rick: Take that Penguins fans!
Alex Ovechkin by BuffaloBen15 March 2, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026