Alex Jones 

I don't know, but he sure doesn't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay.

He also sells wacky supplements like SUPER MALE VITALITY and BRAIN FORCE PLUS.

Alex Jones: 'Won't you fight for your life?!'

Alex Jones by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021

alex jones 

ima be honest with you, im kinda retarded

mom ima be honsest with you, i think im knida alex jones

alex jones by fleebless April 18, 2019

get Alex Jonesed 

When someone loses access to their accounts on multiple online services, as punishment for violating no rules on one of the services, as though by conspiracy.

"Mister Metokur's Facebook page is down?"
"Yeah, after he got his second YouTube strike, they counted it as three strikes, and then he started to get Alex Jonesed."

get Alex Jonesed by DiscoKrakken August 28, 2018

alex jonesin 

When you are eagerly awaiting the collapse of society

Dude now that i have all these weapons I am totaly alex jonesin for New world order take over

alex jonesin by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

Alex Jones 

A Chad Alpha male who exposes the Global Elitists, And who doesn't like em' putting putting chemicals in the water, that turn the flricking frogs gay!

Alex Jones:"I'm a Human, And I'm COMIN'"

Alex Jones by RandomNerdyGuy June 23, 2021

Alex Jones 

Alex Jones, also known as the fatter David Icke, and the antimatter to Rush Limbaugh, is a "paleoconservative" (read: paranoid conspiracy theorist) and libertarian intellectual from Texas (well that explains it) who believes that the United States is being run by the Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy. He can prove all his theories are true; he merely chooses not to.

Alex Jones: "If you disagree with me, it is merely because you have consumed fluoride. Everybody that disagrees with me is a brainwashed sheeple."

Person: "Why so batshit?"

Alex Jones by mustardtiger001 February 19, 2012

Alex Jones(sans form) 

Alex Jones 5th form this form Alex Jones in the most powerfull form before the the super gay frogs ark

Alex Jones(sans form) is so cool

Alex Jones(sans form) by Sans car April 15, 2020