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Self-inflicted injury sustained with the aid of booze (ale to be specific, but applies equally to other fermented drinks).
A)- C)'s not in today then?
B)- Nah, he's got some mystery alement, a broken toe.
A)- How's that a mystery?
B)- He has no idea how it happened.
alement by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009
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Alcohol in its most basic elemental form. Atomic number is difficult to track because of unpredictable movment of particles.
John discovered the alement for moonshine last night.
alement by Sawdust Prophet October 20, 2010
An illness caused by tossing down too many tall frothies at da pub.
If you prefer light ale instead of dark, would dat mean you'd develop a "palement" if you consume it to excess?
alement by QuacksO April 28, 2025

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026