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Mr. Alderton 

A really annoying vice principal at Mayfield Secondary School in Caledon, Ontario. A man who seems to think he can turn the school into a military academy and overrun the actual principal. The reincarnation of the worst man ever in existence: Hitler. Pushes rules too much by putting up "No Cell-Phone" signs every metre in the halls and classes, and no smoking signs everywhere on the outside of the school. Along with punishing people who are late for class by sending them to the office, therefore, not going to class at all.

Also, a man who has greasy, orange skin, and probably wears a toupee because, honestly, no ones hair is naturally that ugly. Looks like he could be on the 30th year reunion of Jersey Shore as one of the characters, because that's how fake he looks!
Did you see Mr. Alderton at school today? Honestly, he acts just like Hitler!
Mr. Alderton by NoMoreAlderton December 11, 2010
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the lauren alderton 

when a woman teases and uses men to do there bidding.
miss alderton used the lauren alderton to get karl chisnal horny in order to get a free drink

miss alderton used the lauren alderton to make her boyfriend buy her a trip to london.
the lauren alderton by eye-pod August 18, 2010

Anderton fresh

When you look like both predator and prey.
Wow you’re looking anderton fresh today.
Anderton fresh by Tayz April 3, 2019

alperton community school 

A shit school where the mandem always get sent to plc cah sum supply teacher snitched to the head of year. Also dere are bare skets dere as well who open there pussy for all everyone. If ur tryna come alperton for the gyal dem, dont cah most of dem r butters. And our head teacher mr mckenna has some duty breath blud. Always coming right next to u and bare breathing in ur face. Dat ute needs to bake blud
Ewww u man go alperton community school you can tell it's shit cause it has "nitty" in it's name "Alperton commu- nity sch"
VERB intransitive: To lie bold faced and stubbornly to the end about something everyone can see with their own eyes to be untrue, to piss on your leg and tell you it's raining. Named after journalist Craig Anderton for his unwavering insistance that the new Harmony Central forums were working just fine even as 80% of the users left the forums in disgust because they could not log on, load pages, or make the simplest functions work. Title formerly held by Iraqi Propaganda Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf who insisted Iraq was winning even as American troops could be seen storming the Baghdad airport behind him.
Don't ANDERTON me, man! I can see the freakin' thing doesn't work!
Anderton by HCUser May 26, 2010
Princess Leia of the Star Wars series home planet. Referenced in pop culture such as tv shows and music.
"And Alderon's not far away/It's Californication..."

Red Hot Chili Peppers
Alderon by theosgood May 10, 2010

Alderon J Smythe 

Alderon is the most stunning! The biggest sweetheart in the entire world and he'll make a nice comfy spot in your heart. One would desire to gaze into his shiny forest green brown eyes the whole day long. No matter what time of the day it is, he always makes your heart pound with happiness. Super company, super adorable, super sweetie, superman reinvented:) So caring and kind, he will be able to read your inner most feelings - MAGICAL. He'll truly make you smile every time you see him. Alderon is AMAZING. love you Alderon.
Alderon J Smythe... gosh you're something so so special, gorgeous one. k3ve you heaps :)