Alcologic

The precise accounting of the your drunkenness in comparison to others around you to determine that because your company is more belligerent than you, you are not really an alcoholic. Alcologic is often used to determine whether it is socially acceptable to get more retarded

Jack was two pitchers deep, but Jill was passed out with a mustache drawn on her face, so the alcologic dictated it was time for shots

by DiamondDouche July 13, 2023

Alcologic

The type of reasoning used while consuming alcohol.

Alcologically speaking, I think it would be a good idea to dance on the picnic table in my underwear.

by RanchCamper September 7, 2013

alcologic

explanations given by a person that has been drinking and that only make since to them

heard in bar--Just ignore Louis he is using alcologic again

by Conn June 30, 2005

alcologged

Alcologged... Like being waterlogged, BUT WITH ALCOHOL!

I drank so much last night, I'm so alcologged.

by SkitzoCrab March 1, 2014

Alcolog

The post-binge drinking excretion while hungover. Usually therapeutic though unpleasant

Man, I hope the alcolog comes soon, I'm absolutely hanging right now

by Doug.m9 June 1, 2023