alcojuanad Share definition Flag when someone has consumed alcohol and marijuana and are MESSED UP, they are alcojuanad!! Man, I was alcojuanad at that party after I hit the bong and drank that Goose!! alcojuanad by Phantazm09 August 11, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the alcojuanad mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch