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1. A potable chemical used to make it's drinker look like an idiot in public.
"I had WAY too much alcohol last night."
by star8706 February 02, 2003
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The source of every problem with abuse in the world. It was banned once, and should have stayed that way. It is the worst thing in the world and causes the most deviorces and child runaways than anything else. It sucks. Only idiots drink that crap (which is what it smells like too). Also the cause of a ton of suicides. More people die every year from alcohol-realated stuff than anything else, even drugs and homicides.
Idiot: Want some alcohol?
Smart Person: You're such a f------ idiot!

Cop: Why did you run away?
Kid: I ran away because I couldn't stand my dad's drinking anymore...
by kowshe October 26, 2008
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A substance that can make a white person dance!
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink to much of it, it's likely tequilya.
by bruhh I dunno April 06, 2015
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Shit that people use to run away from pain and agony. People that use alcohol for this purpose are called "pussies". These people threaten to reduce the very home we live in into the biggest shithole man has ever created.

see religion pot tobacco heroin
Some drunk: Fuck I am soooo wasted. I'm gonna go fuck the place up.

Man: HAHAHAHA you cant take the pain can you?! Go commit suicide or something you worthless fag.

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by DEATHTOCAPITALISM January 21, 2007
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Thank God for alcohol!
by bicyclethieff December 29, 2007
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A drink that tastes like shit, yet people will drink alcohol in a pathetic attempt to make themselves appear big and clever, and to fit in with their idiotic friends who also love getting ''wasted.'' In reality, it just makes you look common.
Idiot: ''I got so wasted on alcohol last night...'' (In other words - ''I'm so big and clever!'')

Smart person: ''Common twat.''
by Rozalyn September 27, 2006
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A colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars.
Alcohol has intoxicating effects on certain carbon-based life forms.
by Encyclopedia Galactica October 16, 2005
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