this is an act of the sexual variety, in the ratio of three males: to one female(or bender). The female (orqueer) proceeds to recieve anal, while jacking off a person with both hands. As a result, the recieve should be wailing, like a bird and flapping their arms. Hence the albatros
Did u hear about those north boys, they albatrosed Aleisha.
by timmy H KE April 24, 2008