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Alaboner 

- noun

The Alabama fan's bodily reaction and experience when thinking or talking about Alabama football.

Alabama fans often enjoy sharing their alaboners.
Jeff: "Hey Gordon, I looked at a picture of Nick Saban last night and I got an alaboner."

Gordon: "How big was it?"

Jeff:"Massive!"
Gordon: "Sweet."

Ricky: "Hey Bobby let's look at pictures of Coach Bryant and share our alaboners!"
Bobby: "Awesome idea Ricky, I just bought some fatty nattys."
Alaboner by Andythebigman January 3, 2011
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