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Alanon is not Alcoholics Anonymous. Alanon is a loose organization of support groups for those who have close personal relationships with alcoholics, people who may or may not be alcoholics themselves.
Question: why do Alanons close their eyes during sex? Answer: they can't stand to see an alcoholic having a good time.
by RPM April 19, 2004
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Alcoholics Anonymous: a group where people who have trouble with drinking go to meet with other people in the same situation.
See you at alanon next week!
by AI November 07, 2002
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