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Alaskan thunder cunt 

When you put Ice pack on your cunt then fuck a stranger till their dick get soft because of the cold.
Damn Janet, I gave that guy from the club an Alaskan thunder cunt!!!! He was so mad!!!!!

Alaskan Thunder Panda 

Panda made on the website Panfu. Who gets kicked out of the chat room for having inappropriate language.
Alaskan Thunder Panda- "suck my...!"

Panfu- "alaskanthunderpanda you are no longer aloud to use the chat room for 30 minutes"

Alaskan Thunder Panda- "fuck that im going to Zwinky!"

Alaskan thunder sleeve 

When one defecates into a fleshlight and then proceeds to have intercourse with it.
My girl was being a prude, so I busted out the ol' Alaskan Thunder Sleeve from the closet.

The Alaskan Thunder Cruise 

The Alaskan Thunder Cruise is when you hit a THC vape pen from your anus by putting the THC vape pen into your asshole.
yo did you here about james he got geeked hard by the Alaskan Thunder Cruise.

Alaskan thunderfuck 

Fucking a bad ass chick in a long john silvers freezer, lubed up with the blubber of wales you've poached
I Alaskan thunderfucked this bad ass chick the other day

alaskan thunderfuck 

very good weed grown in the manatuska valley in alaska also known as manatuska thunderfuck
that alaskan thunderfuck fucked me up after like 1 hit