An extremely hot guy with a 10 inch penis. He is a great guy but can sometimes get pissed off easily by his friends. A real ladies man and a amazing athlete. A true sportsman in all sports. Usually the type of guy that gets all the girls.
"seen Alan lately? I really want him."

"no but I want him as well."

"Oh well I guess there won't be Alan tonight for both of us"
by AW11/Wootowoodo August 31, 2015
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Dublinese slang meaning -`A little angry nutter`- A Person who lives only to put sniff up his nose
That waster was out on the coke again last night the little Alan
by Geramo September 19, 2016
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to masturbate and ejaculate on your sleeping partner's hair. This was invented in Darwin Australia by a strange man called Alan.
I came home and the bitch was pissed and out of it so I alaned her.
by grod May 27, 2007
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2. Alan

cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy. the second definition of alan.
I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner.

When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.

Synonyms: tough guy, smart, brilliant, charming, awesome, cool, badass, the king, high and mighty, the chaffeur,the connoisseur, the pimp

Antonyms: anti-cool, loner, misogynistic, pervert, perv, wimp

Related words: tough, cool, wise, charming, the bruiser, the enforcer

Misspellings: allen, allan, allon, alon, alen, elan, alun
by BC Awesome March 23, 2009
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A word usually shouted in the street by any males under 30 in the UK when completely drunk from the sesh, or more commonly at a festival/campsite. When complicated vocabulary is difficult to get out, drunk squads will usually acknowledge each other with an extremely loud Alan. This is usually followed up by an Alan response from the other squad, however sometimes the response is Steve.
Four guys are walking down a back street on their way back home from the club.
Guy 1 spots another similarly drunk group of friends around 200m down the road.
Guy 1: "ALAN! AAALLLLLAAAAANNNNNNN!"

A member of the other group will then turn around and shout back.
"STEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEE!"
by samtc98 July 17, 2017
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a guy who’s pretty shy at first but then u get to know him and he’s the best kinda person. someone who’s hella cute and gives the best hugs. he can be goofy and loves to check himself out (it’s cute). if u have him keep him
wow he gives the best hugs
i know that’s why he’s an alan
by pacosmom December 15, 2020
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A sweetheart who is generous and kind. He is a hard worker who volunteers. He’s shy, got a dad bod, and a dirty mind. He is good to his family and friends. He loves football, wine, and progressive rock.
Wow, you’re so lucky! You’ve found yourself a real Alan!
by Ker1980 August 20, 2021
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