Something that one might mistake for irony, but is actually not. Typically, a predictable worst-case scenario come to fruition. Named after Alanis Morrissette, who's song "Ironic" uses examples of "irony" that are not ironic -- e.g. rain on your wedding day.
by Mojotronica July 15, 2004
Something that isn't ironic but you might think it is if you were a dozy Canadian bint. Named after Alanis Morisette's "Ironic".
"It's like rain on your wedding day" is alanic because it is only ironic if marrying a weatherman and he set the date. Otherwise it just sucks.
by Kanaris February 2, 2009
by fatdog75 December 5, 2018
alan is a huge DICK. He hit puberty at the age of three, his voice cracked at the age of five, now he sounds like he's humping a whale. His spots are a big as the sun and just as blinding. He is the most modest person, he's a narcissist. probably flex on you more than Ricegum
Girl: I'm thinking of asking Alan out
Other guy: You'll be sold to slavery he will rape you until your anus ruptures
Other guy: You'll be sold to slavery he will rape you until your anus ruptures
by Mega_Hater April 30, 2019
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by Nugba April 11, 2020
A guy who is able to screech at a high pitches frequency to summon a portal to destroy camp half blood and everything in it
by Hdhsbsbwnwmkekens January 2, 2020