1 definition by Mega_Hater
alan is a huge DICK. He hit puberty at the age of three, his voice cracked at the age of five, now he sounds like he's humping a whale. His spots are a big as the sun and just as blinding. He is the most modest person, he's a narcissist. probably flex on you more than Ricegum
Girl: I'm thinking of asking Alan out
Other guy: You'll be sold to slavery he will rape you until your anus ruptures
Other guy: You'll be sold to slavery he will rape you until your anus ruptures
by Mega_Hater April 30, 2019