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Alanberto Special 

Take a taco (taquito or chimichanga for women) of your choice and use it to masturbate until climax then finish by eating the taco (taquito or chimichanga)

A special for 2 just involves switching said food items with your partner then feeding yourself via arm crossing (like champagne drinking at a wedding)
Dude, me and my girl were so hungry and horny last night that we had a Alanberto Special for 2 then passed out right after.
Alanberto Special by Alanberto October 25, 2010
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Adalberto 

Adalberto was a kind man who treated people good and was kind.some people got mad and started taking his stuff out rage but if you find a Adalberto DONT GET HIM MAD!! Or he will beat your ass.so stay on his good side.
Adalberto was very kind and noble

Adalberto 

He is the most fucking sexiest name they are very unique and they have a thick ass bro literally he’ll yeahhhh
Adalberto is so sexy
Adalberto by ElFariasSexy6969 November 23, 2021

Alberto Halos 

Celebrity and teacher of advanced maths at an IB world school; also the deity of worship in many religions.
In the name of Alberto Halos!
All praise be to Alberto Halos!
Alberto Halos by pinjer October 3, 2018

Adalberto 

He is one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet he is different from all the other guys he will treat you like a queen and love you forever he will take you in places that you have never met he will make you happy and when you are down he will bring you up he is the best of the guys but when you make him mad hell will drop on you
Girls be like he is so sweet Adalberto be like of course
Adalberto by Adalberto October 12, 2018

alberto scorfano 

A character on the disney pixar movie “luca” who has daddy issues. oh and hes gay and has a crush on luca paguro. its so obvious.
wait whos that gay kid

that is alberto scorfano!
The best motherfucker you will ever see. Also known as Lil Dawg, this motherfucker got sauce, is a sexy man and can attract any bitch he wants, even your hoe homie. Fuck will him and u gonna get fucked up.
I wish I was Alberto brah.
Alberto by OBJ bitch April 20, 2018