Alamogordo High School 

A crappy school in New Mexico with more stoners than you'd believe. Lots of thots and lots of teachers who don't care about there job and are probably depressed. School is super ghetto and tacky, principal used to be creepy and looked like papa Smurf. Lots of fights, most of them are lame. Overall just a crappy place to be stuck in.

"I hate my life, I have to go to Alamogordo High School"

Alamogordo High School by ThatOneStonerGuy October 21, 2018

Alapongtai 

a word used to break an awkward silence.

Guy #1: ...
Guy #2: ...
Guy #3: ...

Guy #4: Alapongtai

Alapongtai by zazzalo April 22, 2009

Alamogordo 

A small city in New Mexico with few hangouts for teenagers which include: Wal-Mart,the Mall(really a hall),Sonic, Denny's and more recently, Plateau Expresso. Recently had a flood after years of drought because some political genius decided that he would fill in the arroyos. Full of posers and full of old people. Next to Holloman Air Force Base and White Sands which is where the atomic bomb was first tested at in 1945,
which probably explains a lot. I suspect the nuclear fallout is affecting people's brains. Gossip runs rampant and if you live here it kind-of makes you want to kill yourself or others. Nice place though.

If you end up in Alamogordo, you will probably never get out.
At least not for long.
See you at Denny's!
=)

Alamogordo by LaiRaye January 12, 2007

Alamoghetto 

Local name for Alamogordo, New Mexico... dustbowl of a wasteland. Empty buildings galore. So ghetto, wrecked cars just seem to fit in.

"Dude you live in Alamoghetto?"
"Yeah bro, it's basically dirt and tumbleweeds."

Alamoghetto by starsmile85 March 7, 2011

adamongfuel69 

a random hive mcpe player who thinks he knows for being head mod in energy and acts like a discord roadman and cries about getting banned from a server that he tried to nuke

adamongfuel69 is a random

adamongfuel69 by z3qzi April 26, 2022

Alamogordo 

A small city in southern New Mexico known for its proximity to the site of the first atomic explosion. Possibly due to the extreme radiation levels, Alamogordo is filled with rednecks, bible-thumpers and priss-mouthed old grundies who're more interested in controlling each others' sex lives than getting on with living. Alamogordo may possibly have the highest percentage of pedophiles and John Birch Society members in the USA.

I was thinking of killing myself but decided to move to Alamogordo instead.

Alamogordo by Upton O'Goode March 11, 2011

Alamony

Veterans widows benefits paid to Elizabeth Patton-Crockett and other wives of the deceased patriots from the Texas Revolution massacre.

For some divorced husbands, having to pay alamony actually feels comparably painful to being killed in action at the infamous Mexican chapel.

Alamony by QuacksO August 30, 2018