akward 

The incorrect spelling of the word awkward.

Used by morons and/or K-5th grade.

Typically used when the situation doesn't call for it, and is thus typically overused and unfunny (misspelled or not, turns out).

Stargrl789: and then he called his parents and asked them to give us a ride!

Unfunnytwat1357: sooo akward.

akward by vitamin_r January 19, 2008

akward hall walk 

When your walking next to someone who you know but have nothing to talk to about between school classes.

today, i was walking next to my crush in the hall, with nothing to say. It was a total akward hall walk.

akward hall walk by singletilldeath.com August 28, 2009

Akward Silence 

When a white male and white female are having sex and a naked black man walks in wanting in on the action.

Bill: Yeah me and Linda were doing it then Tyrone walked in expecting something..and uhh...
Tim:Ouch. Akward Silence?
Bill:Yeah...

Akward Silence by hereyagoho May 12, 2010

bass akwards 

Being of a wrong nature or easily confused ie. ass backwards

The guy who wrote the definition for rainbow wings got his definition bass akwards!!

bass akwards by Mobius July 17, 2003

akward arm situation

When you are on a plane, in a movie theater, etc. and there is only one arm rest and you and the person sitting next to you both want it.

Jane was in the movie theater on Monday night and there was a man sitting next to her. They both wanted the arm rest.

A classic akward arm situation.

akward arm situation by hh disney freak June 6, 2010

akweird 

when the situation surpasses all levels of awkwardness and weird and meld into it's own new level. this usually involves being caught in some one sided incest fest or any other odd uncomfortable situation.

akweird situation 1.

your priest/Rabi/reverend/bishop walk in on you doing something you shouldn't while they're doing something they shouldn't (sexual or otherwise). that tense situation increases until something weird breaks the ice like a streaker shows up or a mime..

akweird situation 2
a relative has a "thing" for you and your significant other finds that hot. no one said it wasn't going to be gross

akweird situation 3.
your parent drags you to the shrink to talk about sex dreams they've been having involving you and a family orgy

akweird by miss michele March 14, 2008

akward turtle 

a classy way to describe an akward situation and also to break an akward silence. most popularly used in the lower portin of westchester (yonkers, hartsdale, bronxville) but suprisingly unknown, for the most part, in places like scarsdale and eastchester. the proper hand motion is your hand one on top the other palms up, thumbs moving in a circular motion. many people do it with the palms facing down which is CLEARLY wrong and classless. (see akward uterus, the retarted turtle)

so i was talking about that dirty bitch ryan from Maria and didn't realize she was right behind me, akward turtle or what?!?

akward turtle by chyll July 20, 2007