United Airlines 

United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.

The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.

Hey, why is your face covered with blood?
I bought a United Airlines ticket.

United Airlines by TheSporadic April 12, 2017

United Airlines 

Used as a verb; Beating the shit out of someone and then forcing them to leave.

The movie theater usher just United Airlines the guy in the 3rd row because his seat was reserved.

United Airlines by YaBoiKras April 10, 2017

United Airlines 

The best Airline if you want to get thrown off for no reason.

Man, did you see that doctor get thrown off of a United Airlines flight for no reason?

United Airlines by BoredomIsReal April 10, 2017

Spirit Airlines

The Natty Light of the airline industry. Low prices match the equally low quality. But hey, if you don't mind a 3 day delay and less leg room that the back seat of a 1992 Honda Civic, then this is the airline for you.

Good thing I only paid $13 dollars for this Spirit Airlines ticket. If I would've paid any more I wouldn't have been able to afford this hotel room I'll be staying in until they reschedule my flight.

Spirit Airlines by CaptainRockStone July 30, 2017

knuckle airlines 

Telling someone there about to get punched -

"Your about to take a flight on Knuckle Airlines, and you've been upgraded to Fists Class"

knuckle airlines by Chris Mags November 14, 2006

Spirit Airlines

The airline makes you sit on a shitty and assing seat for the rest of your life and making you pay for everything! They use cheap air tickets to get your ass.

Dude: WTF just happened! I just flew on Spirit Airlines and the flight attendant made me pay for everything!
Friend: NO SHIT! You should have flown on Southwest!

Spirit Airlines by yballerz July 25, 2015

delta airlines 

World's largest distributor of peanuts.

Like peanuts? Fly Delta Airlines.

delta airlines by ppl-wannabe April 16, 2008