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Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom

The phenomenon that, no matter how good something is, if you mix it with something bad for long enough, you'll eventually associate it negatively.

Derived from how great air freshener smells in the store, but by the time you've used it to cover up 20 odd poops in the bathroom, you'll forever associate the smell with poop and will hate it.
Jane: Hey Laura, where are them fantastic shoes you bought a few months back?

Laura: Yeah they succumbed to the Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom. I wore them round Stu's house too many times. Now when I look at them they look sad and pathetic, so I dumped them when I dumped him.

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Her: Didn't you used to like Love Actually?

Him: Yeah but after watching The Walking Dead 3 seasons too long, I now can't look at Andrew Lincoln without hearing that goddam accent.
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Bathe the air 

The action of bathing the air
"Broo do you see Sam over there smokin' a doobie and bathing the air" "yea I see him he can really bathe the air
Bathe the air by Bathe the air July 26, 2021
On a very windy day: the act of coming out of the shower, or having the need to shower, but having too much energy to do so. Instead, you open the windows all over your place, the fresh, strong wind is let it, you are in the nude, and then you begin to vigorously skip around the place.

Associated with isolated revelry.

Can be a form of meditation.

May also be spelled "air bath."
"Hey Ron, I had an amazing airbath last night. Although I smelled worse afterward than I did before, I at least had some great fun and freed my testes sack for a good while."

It is often believed that Benjamin Franklin often participated in delightful airbaths. Even if true, the disturbing image of him skipping in the nude does not ruin his reputation. In fact, it makes him even more badass.

Perhaps if (evil) people would use up their excess energy doing something productive like airbaths, the world would be a better place.
Airbath by Blomar69 April 17, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026