Air Base Hooker 

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.

Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!

Air Base Hooker by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019

Thule Air Base 

Thule Air Base is a tiny enclave of pseudo-civilization at "The Top of the World" in northernmost Greenland. Made of ice & rock, and featuring 4 months of abominable darkness & 4 months of painfully searing daytime, Thule AB will fuck with your mind more any drug you could find.

You're cold? You weren't at the North fuckin' Pole. Go to Thule Air Base and talk to me again.

Thule Air Base by NorthernWoe September 20, 2009

Hahn Air Base, Germany 

An American Airforce Base in Hahn, Germany

She's an airforce brat because she was born at Hahn Air Base, Germany.

Hahn Air Base, Germany by ChaoticallyJo March 5, 2009

Williams Air Force Base 

An Air Force Base in Arizona which was shut down in the 1990's. It no longer exists. If you were one of the lucky few born on this military establishment, congradulations, you do not exist either. You are a paradox for being alive. You were actually not born anywhere.

Embassy Employee: "Where were you born?"
Visa applicant: "Williams Air Force Base, Arizona in the U.S."
Embassy Employee: "There is no such place. I need you're REAL birthplace."
Visa Applicant: "Here is a copy of my Birth Certificate. It says Williams Air Force Base."
Embassy Employess: "What city is that in?"
Visa Applicant: "Ah...Williams Air Force Base."
Embassy Employee: "Ma'am, the computer says that city does not exist."
Visa Applicant: "But I do, so it must exist."
Embassy Employee: "No, it doesn't."

Williams Air Force Base by Sas International March 1, 2009

Nellis Air Force Base

A military base in Las Vegas Nevada. When you first get orders to Nellis you think you have hit a jackpot and got so lucky to get that assignment. Then you get there and realize that you have actually been condemned to hell.

New Airman - "MAN I got Nellis Air Force Base! ! I'm going to vegas baby! WOOHOO"

M.T.I " HAHA SUCKER!!!!!"

Nellis Air Force Base by airmanette October 17, 2011

Air-based vision locked targeting system 

When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.

Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!

Air-based vision locked targeting system by LividPlanets February 6, 2019