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ain't you seen my movies 

What Dan says all the time quoting Sam L. Jackson on Chapelle's show.
Dan: ain't you seen my movies
other person: if u say that again ill kill u
Dan: ain't you seen my movies
(other person kills dan)

ain't you a hoot 

Aren’t you fun , happy , awesome, sexy , owl like strong energy , highly energetic, and awake
Ain't you a hoot - Ain’t you a hoot So excited and fun .

Ain't you a hoot - Ain’t you a hoot rooting for a tooting around the bar.

Ain’t you a hoot - Wow you have been all over the world aint you a hoot . I have only been around my neighborhood.

Ain’t you a hoot - wild I have never meet someone like you ain’t you a hoot.
ain't you a hoot by Banzai_Peezy October 7, 2022

She Ain't You

"She doesn't compare to you." This is something a guy would say to his girl in the case of his girl being jealous of another girl, he says this to reassure her that no other girl compares to her.
Girl: Who was that girl you were talking to, huh?

Guy: Baby she ain't you, you have nothing to worry about.

Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe 

The process by which one loses all hope for a relationship with a female when the female in question not only friend-zones you, but also declares you to be “like a brother” to her.
Greg: I thought Sally really liked me so I made a move. Then she proceeded to say I was “like a brother

Lionel: Man, that’s rough. Sorry bro, women suck!

Greg: I know she said she’s not interested, but should I hold out hope?

Lionel: Nah man, are you crazy?!! “Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe!”

I ain't calling you a truther! 

Popular line from the TV show, "Drake & Josh", where Josh calls Drake a liar.
Josh: Drake, you made that whole story up!
Drake: No?
Josh: YOU, started that fight!
Drake: You callin' me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!

Why you ain’t say nothing? 

Why you ain’t say nothing? — A favorite interrogative when someone gives you too much information way too late!
The reply to “ Why you ain’t say nothing?” is usually: “What! You didn’t know?!!!”
1) Man at a collage reunion::
You know, when we were in school, I hade quite a crush on you.
Woman at the reunion:
Why you ain’t say nothing?

2) First Friend:
You didn’t have to bring trees with you from out of town; Buddha is legal here in this state.
Second Friend:
Why you ain’t say nothing?
First Friend:
What! You didn’t know?