ailuruphobia 

The fear of cats.

(Bob) OMG IT'S A CAT!
(Bob2) So?
(Bob) MAKE IT GO AWAYYYY
(Bob2) You scared of cats, bro?
(Bob) MAKE IT GO AWAY ALREADYYY

(Bob2) So, I take it as you have ailuruphobia...
(Bob) *faints when cat touches him*
(Bob2) Okay, you do.

ailuruphobia by Nobody~ October 19, 2012

agliophobia 

Abnormal, or excessive, fear of pain or of being in pain

"Hey, do you think you'll have kids some day?"
"Heck no, that hurts like hell, and i have agliophobia! =("

agliophobia by LenC. December 11, 2007

ailurophobia 

1. The irrational fear of cats.
2. The rational fear of millions of pictures of stupid kittens taking up valuable storage space on the internet.

Jane's collection of kitten pictures had filled the 1 terabyte hard drive. This drove Dick crazy to the point his family had him committed. Diagnosis: ailurophobia.

ailurophobia by Pussygalore July 23, 2012

agliophobia 

agliophobia is 'the fear of pain'.

'hey.. we're all gettin tattoos you comin?'
'hell nah, i have agliophobia.'

agliophobia by hiddenpanther19 December 21, 2007

Achluophobia 

Achluophobia is the fear of the dark. Some people has that fear.

Wife: Why aren't you coming in the basement?
Husband: It is so dark in there!
Wife: So?
Husband: I have achluophobia!

Achluophobia by HeroesSquad March 24, 2021

aulophobia 

A phobic condition involving flutes and other woodwind instruments suffered by gentlemen of Arabic descent who have older uncles. see adelphirexia

"Oh irrascable uncle Mohammed of the guild of donkey bottom wipers I cannot do that even though it is a tradition in our family due to my being aulophobic!"

Aulophobia is not thought to be contagious, except in Bedford.

aulophobia by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006

Ablutophobia

Fear of washing or bathing.

This person has a case of ablutophobia; s/he is scared of washing or bathing.

Ablutophobia by Nick Walker November 30, 2003