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Holistic Steamroller 

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
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holistic fuck 

Sex that checks all your boxes. Whether it’s passion, love, the person has the right scent, or the kissing is the right style. It has to check all your boxes.
Kevin: “Did you slay?”
Ryan: “Yeah dude
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”
holistic fuck by BrysonStrong July 18, 2021

apolitical 

Having no evident ties or support for any political party, event or system. Lacking interest in or desire for politics.
Bill: Hey dude when are they going to elect the new President?
Ted: What? Is there an election?
Bill: Yeah, you might have heard it on the news, all the drama between Obama and Clinton?
Ted: Who?
Bill: Nevermind I forgot you were completely apolitical.
apolitical by Rooks June 30, 2008

Apolitical 

A healthy individual who values his/hers sanity.
Political Virgin: oMg LefTisTs RuInEd My MorNing!!
Apolitical Chad: How about you get 'right' out and get some bitches?
Apolitical by idk6000 June 13, 2022

apolitical 

A person with absolutely no interest whatsoever in politics. Often a person who thinks politics is absolutely useless and gets nobody anywhere.
Apolitical Mullin: "Political the potical the patical. Left, right, upside down Who cares!"
apolitical by Sanho Mullin May 25, 2019

wholistic 

Wholistic is not a word.
Mission statement: Our efforts involve developing unquestionable management leadership with wholistic solutions and opportunities from the top down.
wholistic by LexAveNYC August 25, 2008

allistic 

allistic person: I have a sibling/friend/cousin/coworker who's autistic so therefore I must know what I'm talking about
allistic by rumbelle December 29, 2013