aggrasive 

comination of aggressive and abrasive

The saleman who tried to sell me a car had such an aggrasive personality we immediately left the showroom.

aggrasive by Portland Boy August 10, 2010

pussive aggressive

Behavioral condition marked by the subject grabbing female genitalia without owner permission.

Yes, Mr. Donald can get rather pussive aggressive.
If a chick clears you on one pussive aggressive move, doesn't mean you get a lifetime pass.

pussive aggressive by msdee November 22, 2016

passive aggressive lol 

The act of using typing an angry(ish) message to someone but adding 'lol' to the end in order not to come off as angry/ irritated despite actually being angry/ irritated.

Emma: hey bbe, did u wash the dishes?? E xx

Dave: sry, been watching football. Will do l8r. D xx

Emma: u had better or I swear I will be pissed lol. E xx

A fine example of the passive aggressive lol.

passive aggressive lol by Cachanga March 11, 2014

Passive aggressive 

Acting upon agression in a non-confrontational manner.

Being passive aggressive is eating the last piece of your brothers cake.. not because you wanted it. Just because he pissed you off earlier and you knew he wanted it.

Passive aggressive by wanted my picture here June 12, 2019

aggressive snuggler 

Someone who is very comfortable with physical affection (think Abby Scuito from NCIS) and is not afraid to be bold in initiating it, especially with their significant other.

Boy: "What are you doing?"

Girl: "I'm an aggressive snuggler. Deal with it."

Slightly scared, he put an arm around her waist and let her hold him, not wanting to feel her wrath.

aggressive snuggler by Writer Chick July 31, 2009

Shits aggressively 

The act of shitting aggressively.

Guy number 1: Oh hey!

Guy number 2: *shits aggressively*
Guy number 1: wtf

Shits aggressively by Not a big boy February 2, 2021

Status Aggressive 

Updating one's online (eg, facebook, twitter) status with an ambiguous, passive aggressive statement.

I think Rick is being all status aggressive. Did you see his FB status? "Rick is sick of douchebags"--you don't think he's still mad about the ferret in the underwear thing, do you?

Status Aggressive by Lauriefishes April 2, 2009