the gay agenda

the plan for the world domination of the homosexuals*

here's the schedule for the gay agenda, loves

7:00 AM: wake up
7:15 AM: eat breakfast
7:30 AM: take a shower
8:00 AM: do makeup
8:30 AM: get dressed
8:45 AM: go to work
9:00 AM: arrive at work and do the 9-5, maybe have a gay orgy with my SAME-SEX boss and coworkers
5:00 PM: go home
5:15 PM: eat dinner
5:45 PM: get ready for world domination...
6:30 PM: turn all the straights queer
7:00 PM: turn all the cis trans and non-binary
7:30 PM: take down all the churches, heterosexual marriages, and take over the government
8:00 PM: convert the children to homosexuality by writing gay children's books
8:30 PM: destroy anyone who doesn't comply
9:00 PM: world domination

*this is a joke, you delusional conservatives

by homoqueer69 March 18, 2023

prop-agenda

The use of propaganda to ensure that only select issues make it into the news, so that the only problems on the public agenda are approved by the state. Hybrid of propaganda and agenda. See agenda}

i.e. mainstream media failed to report the de-regulation ruling of the FCC, while constantly reporting the progress of the war in Iraq.

by gersidi August 30, 2003

The Bink Agenda

A movement that spreads positive and the new wave of new underground artists

Did u see that they are apart of the Bink Agenda

by Noah O, David B December 17, 2021

Global Agenda

Free to play MMOTPS with some mild RPG elements. Features single player content to level 15 or so, then requires you to team up with other players to progress beyond that point. There is PvE in the form of 4-man missions that consist of fighting your way to a boss and defeating it; and goal oriented PvP including modes similar to capture the flag (in this case, a robot you must get inside and drive to your spawn without getting destroyed), capture/hold control points, and payload, which is similar to control point but the point slowly moves along a track.

There are 4 classes, Assault (Heavy DPS/Tank), Recon (Stealth and Ranged DPS), Robotics (Pet DPS and Support) and Medic (Healing and light/moderate Poison DPS). These classes can be improved with skill points, earned every other level (to a max of 13), which are placed in one of the three skill-trees available to your class.

As of July 2011 the level cap is 50, but as with any MMOG, that can change later. Supports standard WADS + Mouse control scheme as well as controllers (although menus require mouse control).

Available through Steam for free, also as a stand alone download from the developer's website.

Global Agenda is an awesome MMOTPS that requires teamwork to succeed and is a lot of fun.

by AngryDeuce July 11, 2011

Nigga Agenda

A nigga that has some nefarious plans to execute.

Jameek: You see Tyrell he is gonna hit a lick its like he has a nigga agenda
Jashawn: Niggas…

by SuburbanBoi July 7, 2021

Agenda Fraud

A person who advocates for a particular social philosophy (e.g. "feminism/masculism" "black nationalism," "veganism," "conservatism," etc) that is so heavily steeped in emotionalism, disingenuousness, dishonesty, and quite often bitterness & hatred, that he/she is utterly incapable of and viciously avoids defending/supporting his/her position once his/her argument has been exposed as being riddled with blatant inconsistencies and double-standards; An extremist who rabidly and rigidly pushes a heavily one-sided philosophy despite its inability to be supported by facts and evidences, or its inability to conform to logic and reason; A person who is willfully ignorant or willfully in-denial of the inconsistencies of a cause he/she promotes or upholds

"Despite the fact that women have nearly two dozen birth control options available to them, compared to only two options for men, most of the single mothers seeking child support expose themselves as bitter agenda frauds who refuse to accept any personal responsibility for their own actions, but instead keep shifting the blame into the laps of the men they let impregnate them."

by Ace-of-Stars February 15, 2012

Gay Agenda

A shared form of delusional psychosis, in which predominantly Right Wing Christians believe that The Gays have formed a secret, evil cabal to take over the world and make everybody gay. Also known as Folie à Religieux

"There is no such thing as the Gay Agenda! Go and take your meds you lunatic!"

by The Opinionated Atheist NZ October 10, 2014