afterjack

A small amount of semen released a short time after one masturbates.

One masturbates and goes about his business. Then a few minutes (roughly 5-15) later a small drop of batch drips out of the relaxing penis. A nuisance because it dampens the boxers/briefs.

John: "Ahh F!"
Pete: "What?"
John: "I just got some afterjack in my drawers."
Pete: "Hate it when that happens."

afterjack by Brainstorm April 5, 2009

albercracky 

Degoratory slang term for Albuquerque, New Mexico.

While heading east on I-40, we had to stop in Albercracky for the night.

albercracky by E Style January 8, 2007

aftercrap 

The brown residue left in your asshole after you crap and before you wipe. Depending on the type of poop, aftercrap can be slimy, burning, or sticky.

Frank: "Uggh! There was no toilet paper in the whole house! This aftercrap is burning my asshole!"

aftercrap by Christian Asatat May 9, 2010

AfterSnack

After eating a very tasty meal, you belch and taste the deliciousness of what you just ate.

"Brrrrrrraaaaaaappppppppppppppppp" (apparent taste of BBQ). That was an awesome aftersnack!

AfterSnack by ScottNSean February 1, 2009

aftercock 

After sex when the girls legs are still shaking even though it's been a half hour

Girl:Babe my legs are still shaking

Boy:That "aftercock" will get ya

aftercock by Biker125 November 24, 2016

The Aftertrack Agreement 

A spiritually void and grotesque post-fatality ritual enacted by two train drivers who, instead of alerting emergency services, descend into a depraved state of edging-fuelled madness known as gorping. The scene begins with one driver stripping off his hi-vis, slathering himself in DAZ1901 axle grease, and whispering locomotive jargon as if invoking a dark rail deity. The recently deceased body — ideally pregnant in the most abominable variants — becomes the gorp vessel. The act involves intimate interaction with trauma sites, huffing bodily vapors, sliding against exposed abdominal tissue, and softly edging in sync with the rhythmic ding of nearby level crossing bells. The ritual peaks when one driver leaps off the station platform directly onto the body, while the second kneels on the ballast below, mouth agape, ready to catch any expelled viscera, fetus, or gore as a sacred communion of the rail. The act concludes with both men locked in a smegma-slick embrace, whispering “she’s ballast now.” Long-term consequences include bans from crib rooms, permanent pelvic tremors, and unshakable spiritual tinnitus.

Tom: "I didn’t want to do it, mate… I just froze. I was still holding the radio."
Dawko: "You saw her, Tom. She jumped for this. It was meant to be. I’ve never gorped that hard in my life."
Father Eric (emerging silently from the shadows and adjusting his collar): "The Aftertrack Agreement... this is not the way of the pill."

The Aftertrack Agreement by King of Cum Junction July 26, 2025

aftercock 

the weighty, suppler, still-swole state of a man's dick after ejaculation that is visually pleasing, possibly dripping, and usually maintains into the snack making process.

Wow! I'm not even sure how you're making me quake when you're fucking me, but when I see that big, juicy aftercock exit my hole-- it all checks out.

Please dangle that huge aftercock of yours over my face for a minute so that I can cum too.

Your aftercock barely fits back in your undies, might as well quick snap a dick pic!

aftercock by SwirledPeace35_ September 21, 2025