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One who continues to insist that Barack Obama was born in Kenya even after the release of his long form birth certificate proving he was born in Hawaii
Not even Jesus Himself could convince those crazy afterbirthers that Obama is a natural born US citizen
by jack6128 May 01, 2011
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citizens who have totally had enough of "birthers" and are ready to end that shit now
Join the "after-birthers movement" now, you know who we are after.
by donym August 04, 2009
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Anyone obsessed (pro or con) with whatever document may be Barack Obama's most recently released Birth Certificate, or Certificate of Live Birth. Afterbirther's like to duke it out on political and popular conspiracy theory comment threads.
Kevin: "I just saw the latest forensic analysis of Obama's birth certificate on Drudge. What a forgery!

Dylan: "Good God man, you believe that crap? I was there when Obama was born!"

Pam: "You guys... such Afterbirthers!
by bkn April 29, 2011
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A "deather"; i.e., someone that refuses to believe that Osama bin Laden is dead without seeing proof. Nicknamed "afterbirther" because such a person was almost certainly a "birther" (i.e., someone that demands proof that Obama was a natural born U.S. citizen) in the months prior to Osama's death.
Joe-Bob Freeper: LONG FORM DEATH CERTIFICATE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Some Guy: Oh great, first the birthers, now the afterbirthers.
by blahpers May 04, 2011
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A conspiracy theorist who still clings to the notion that President Obama is not a natural born Citizen of the United States even after he provided a certified copy of his long form Birth Certificate from Hawaii.
Anderson: Have you seen Obama's long form Birth Certificate?
Donald: Pfft! Proves nothing. It's probably a Photoshop. I'm convinced that he was born in Kenya.
Anderson: Congratulations, you've graduated from Birther to Afterbirther.
by treadlocke April 28, 2011
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President Obama released a copy of a long form birth certificate and the brain trust that is the base of the republican party refuses to accept it. Who saw that coming?
Mike from Boston: Gee, the President had to release his birth certificate AGAIN so the press will focus on important issues. Bubba from a red state: I'll bet thats a forgery. How come it says certificate of live birth-it should just say certificate of birth or birth certificate, yada, yada, yada. Bubba is an afterbirther.
by They're at it again, meh April 27, 2011
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A birther who, even after the release of Pres. Obama's "long form" birth certificate still doesn't believe he was born in the united states.
That wing-nut is an after-birther. He has seen Obama's long form certificate but still doesn't believe it.
by m00ndog April 28, 2011
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