when a mega-lardassleaves a seat, it's the smell, sweat and residual fat energy left behind.
Guy 1: im think some fatty fat fat has been sitting in this chair, it's wet, smells and i have a craving for lard.

Guy 2: yeah the guy weighed like 30 stone. that's his after-fat.
by g4000 February 24, 2009
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