An Australian sport for pussys. For 3 hours one player kicks the ball to another player, going backwards and fowards. The aim of the sport is to try kick the ball between 2 large posts, but don't worry if you miss cause you get a consolation point for being a fag. GAY-FL : WORST SPORT IN EXISTANCE! Follow a real mans sport, like NRL.
Person 1- "hey did you watch that shit game of AFL last night. It was the most boring thing I've ever watched"

Person 2- "Yep, AFL is certaintly shit"
by QWERT YOUR MUM March 25, 2009
One of the major cash cows of Australian society. The AFL is a sport famous for misogyny and homo-erotica. Widely ridiculed for its dorky four pole goal and egg shaped ball. Adverts for the AFL on TV are highly sensationalized to inspire excitement among the population. The actual game is however slow and predictable.
the umpire blew his whistle again and stopped the game for the tenth time in the last ten minutes.
Thats the AFL for ya.
by ILOVEAFL September 05, 2012
AFl aka GayFl aka Aerial Ping Pong aka Cross Country Basketball aka Catch n clap, is the only sport in the world which rewards failure. The idea is to kick the ball between 2 posts and gain 7 points. If your shit and you miss, you get one point for trying and failing.

GayFl is mostly played in the unintelligent states of Australia such as Tasmania (Inbreds), Victoria (Queers), South Australia (Serial Killers) and Western Australia (Abos) where the average IQ is below 30.

AFL is the only code of football (if you can call it football) that plays on a round feild. All in all there are 36 players and a total of 73 balls on the feild at any given time.

If you are into a softcock version of football combined with basketball and pingpong than AFL is for you.
Guy 1, Did you watch the AFL grandfinal?
Guy 2, Are you kidding, if you watched that im going to have to shoot you.
Guy 1, I um .... didnt watch it???
Guy 2, Fucking BANG!!! You LIAR!!!
by NRL Rocks October 02, 2009
Stands for: Australian Football League.

Invented in the late 1800’s and is currently the most popular ball sport in the country.

AFL is predominantly played in Victoria, Tasmania, NT, Western and South Australia while the other two states lick the under-side of their grandad’s ball sacks watching evolution pass them by.

New South Welshman and Queenslanders have a hard time understanding the sport due to their massive inbred gene pool and large brain injuries from playing a sport they are so fond of called ‘Rugby’ (from what I gather, you grab the ball and run as hard as you can at other men instead of around them? Cheers. You are all meatheads).
Person 1: Hey mate, I am going to watch the footy
Person 2: Ith it Pawammatta versz’s the Manwy Sea------- *gets bitch slapped*
Person 3: Not RUGBY you mongoloid Queenslander he means AFL!
Person 1: Nice. He deserved that… now lets leave before he wakes and tries to eat us
by Cen Bousins March 12, 2009
Stands for Away from Life. Coined by many pot smokers when high.
-Yo how you feelin?
-Im super high man.
-Yea bro Im AFL
by wideawaketk September 19, 2011
The national league of Australian Rules football.
Best sport in the entire world. Played in Australia, its real sport for real sport fans.
Never been to a game? You suck man.
Footy is awesome, check it out sometime.

There are 16 teams coming from Victoria, South Australia, Western Australia, New South Wales and Queensland.
They are;
Adelaide Crows and Port Power (South Australia)
Carlton Blues, Collingwood Magpies, Essendon Bombers, Hawthorn Hawks, North Melbourne Kangaroos, Melbourne Demons, Richmond Tigers, Western Bulldogs (Victoria)
West Coast Eagles and Fremantle Dockers (Western Australia)
Syndney Swans (New South Wales)
Brisbane Lions (Queensland)

Crows are the best of all the teams. :)
"I love AFL"
"Carn the Crows!"
"Rugby is gay"
by maddiemaddiemaddieyee May 19, 2008
Australian Football League. A game that needs more talent than rugby bumsniffing. Played all over Australia though especially in the southern states. You need to be very fit to play afl. One of the parts of Gaelic.
Example 1

Person 1- woah there's an AFL team, I better not piss em off, they'll bash me

Example 2

Person 1- I'm gonna play in the local AFL team

Person 2- you can't do that you're totally unfit!
by Mizzleberries March 30, 2014

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