afl
the gayest sport in the world where men with short shorts run around and kick a red ball between 4 posts. inferior to rugby league which is played globally. GayFL is wat AFL is called in sydney, australia. Afl is only played in shitty cities of melbourne, adelaide and perth. Go Wests Tigers
You: u watch the afl
me: nar i dont watch shit
You: swans got up by 31 points
me: who are the swans?
by Wanye Carr August 25, 2005
AFL
A queer Australian game which is supported by a predominantly homosexual fan base. As opposed to Rugby League, where true strength and courage is on display on a weekly basis, AFL incorporates the truly degenerate facets of society, such as cowardice and faggetry. While Melbournian homosexuals continue to defend the game, some going as far as to say that it is a masculine and tough sport, all one has to do to disspell this claim is to cite the typical fights in AFL. Fighting in the AFL never involves manly punches. Instead a form of pseudo faggot fighting takes place, which includes head locks, shoulder punches, jersey grabs, pushing, shoving, wrestling, etc. Clearly embarrassed by this all too obvious show of homosexuality, male AFL supporters never discuss fighting in their sport. Rugby League and, to a lesser degree, Rugby Union, are the only truly masculine sports in Australia.
HOMO: AFL is the greatest sport in Australia, and the toughest.

ME: How can you say that when you'll get suspended for weeks simply for throwing a punch in the AFL?

HOMO: ??????

ME: Fag.
by Neil_Dragon September 27, 2007
AFL
"AFL", known as "GayFL" and "AwFuL" is a pussy sport played by weaklings who all just don't have the guts to go into a real tackle, which happens all the time when you play Rugby League or Rugby Union.

"Not much points are scored!" the AFL fans say. Well, what I say in reply is this: "Exactly what makes AFL a pussy game. Points in AFL are so simple to get, whilst in League or Union, points are hard to get, which makes the game more challenging and entertaining."

AFL is so pussy, they reward players with points for simply kicking the ball through a wide post. It is impossible not to score at least once in each AFL game, which makes this game a sooky game. AFL is an embarrasment to Australia, along with Sydney railway company, CityRail.

If you want a real sport, try Rugby Union or Rugby League.
GayFL Fanboy: "Did you watch footy last night?"

NRL Fan: "Yeah. Did you see the Gold Coast Titans four point win over the Canterbury Bulldogs?"

GayFL Fanboy: "No. I meant AFL."

NRL Fan: "Oh... AFL... I don't watch that crap."

NRL fan then punches GayFL fanboy.
by Anti-AFL May 24, 2008
AFL
A sport for pussies, and fags. and for people who cry when they get a bump
John: I play AFL

Bob: are you a homosexual

John: yes.
by Jayyden June 09, 2009
AFL
An Australian sport for pussys. For 3 hours one player kicks the ball to another player, going backwards and fowards. The aim of the sport is to try kick the ball between 2 large posts, but don't worry if you miss cause you get a consolation point for being a fag. GAY-FL : WORST SPORT IN EXISTANCE! Follow a real mans sport, like NRL.
Person 1- "hey did you watch that shit game of AFL last night. It was the most boring thing I've ever watched"

Person 2- "Yep, AFL is certaintly shit"
by QWERT YOUR MUM March 25, 2009
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