the gayest sport in the world where men with short shorts run around and kick a red ball between 4 posts. inferior to rugby league which is played globally. GayFL is wat AFL is called in sydney, australia. Afl is only played in shitty cities of melbourne, adelaide and perth. Go Wests Tigers
You: u watch the afl
me: nar i dont watch shit
You: swans got up by 31 points
me: who are the swans?
by Wanye Carr August 25, 2005
1. Amigo/a for life.
2. Amazing fuck lover.
1. Yusef is Maryam's AFL.
2. Maryam is Yusef's AFL.
by Shady Man Boobies September 18, 2007
A queer Australian game which is supported by a predominantly homosexual fan base. As opposed to Rugby League, where true strength and courage is on display on a weekly basis, AFL incorporates the truly degenerate facets of society, such as cowardice and faggetry. While Melbournian homosexuals continue to defend the game, some going as far as to say that it is a masculine and tough sport, all one has to do to disspell this claim is to cite the typical fights in AFL. Fighting in the AFL never involves manly punches. Instead a form of pseudo faggot fighting takes place, which includes head locks, shoulder punches, jersey grabs, pushing, shoving, wrestling, etc. Clearly embarrassed by this all too obvious show of homosexuality, male AFL supporters never discuss fighting in their sport. Rugby League and, to a lesser degree, Rugby Union, are the only truly masculine sports in Australia.
HOMO: AFL is the greatest sport in Australia, and the toughest.

ME: How can you say that when you'll get suspended for weeks simply for throwing a punch in the AFL?

HOMO: ??????

ME: Fag.
by Neil_Dragon September 27, 2007
Awkward For Life.
Aww, look at how that kid walks... He's so AFL!
by bud4lyf September 08, 2010
"AFL", known as "GayFL" and "AwFuL" is a pussy sport played by weaklings who all just don't have the guts to go into a real tackle, which happens all the time when you play Rugby League or Rugby Union.

"Not much points are scored!" the AFL fans say. Well, what I say in reply is this: "Exactly what makes AFL a pussy game. Points in AFL are so simple to get, whilst in League or Union, points are hard to get, which makes the game more challenging and entertaining."

AFL is so pussy, they reward players with points for simply kicking the ball through a wide post. It is impossible not to score at least once in each AFL game, which makes this game a sooky game. AFL is an embarrasment to Australia, along with Sydney railway company, CityRail.

If you want a real sport, try Rugby Union or Rugby League.
GayFL Fanboy: "Did you watch footy last night?"

NRL Fan: "Yeah. Did you see the Gold Coast Titans four point win over the Canterbury Bulldogs?"

GayFL Fanboy: "No. I meant AFL."

NRL Fan: "Oh... AFL... I don't watch that crap."

NRL fan then punches GayFL fanboy.
by Anti-AFL May 24, 2008
A sport designed for Aussies that are generally too intelligent to play Thugby (Warwick Capper being an exception). Often called footy in the southern states, the retarded Thugby lovers (who coincidentally call Thugby 'footy') think of it as homosexual and..... well that's one of the very few words they know, so not too much else. AFL can actually pass for a football code due to the fact the ball is actually kicked regularly, unlike Thugby.
AFL>thugby. End of story you stupid Queenslanders.
by someonereasonable December 24, 2009
A sport for pussies, and fags. and for people who cry when they get a bump
John: I play AFL

Bob: are you a homosexual

John: yes.
by Jayyden June 09, 2009

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