The greatest band no one has ever heard about, mostly because they don't really exist anymore. Headed by Metro Andy, the token brown Asian in every band (see Sum 41's Dave Baksh), UR began in the summer of 2007, and seemingly disbanded immediately after releasing several singles on a poorly put together MyspaceMusic page. All three of their fans are really hoping for a comeback tour, however.
Dil: Dude, you heard that new song by Unrequited Affairs, "Maybe Next Time I'll Think Twice Before Going to a Dance Party Weating a Button-Up, Tight Jeans, and Converses?"

Do: No you dumbass, they aren't a band anymore ever since that Myspace page.
by kkkoolnthegang July 19, 2009
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similar to a normal affair. there is no romantic attachment. similar to getting fucked as opposed to having sex
wow man! I just had a casual affair with that chick we met at the bar last night
by Swimmygirl June 14, 2014
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a child in a family that looks the opposite of all thier siblings, thhus looking like a child from an affair.
Sarahs a total affair child shes got dark hair and blue eyes while her siblings are all blond with green eyes!

we always knew her mom was a whore!
by wannafucksobad! May 29, 2009
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Reading a short casual fun book (usually a paperback or trade paperback) while attempting to read a much longer more complex book.
I was trying to get through Les Miserables by Victor Hugo but for my birthday, my husband gave me the first three books of the Dexter series by Jeff Lindsay. I was forced to have a book affair because I wanted to read the Dexter books so badly!
by Rainbow_Cheese August 21, 2011
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Act of establishing a realtionship in your head with a car you pass everyday to and or from work. You notice and remember the car, wonder where they are going or have been. You also notice when they are absent from your daily commute and wonder if they are ok. And eventually they fail to show up for long periods of time..this my friend is the breakup of the affair.
I am having a commuter affair with the White Toyota Higlander..appears he had a car wash and is running a little late this am. I always pass him by the bridge..I hope he is ok...I wonder what he was doing to make him so late this AM.
by lbj3471 September 14, 2011
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An Anime Affair is when you are addicted and emotional to one anime and you absolutely love it, but then you watch another anime and you end up losing all your feelings to the previous anime and you start to become emotional about the new anime you are watching.
Person 1: Hey aren't you addicted to One Piece?
Person 2: Sorry, I had an anime affair with Naruto.
by Kawaii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 8, 2015
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An E-affair is one where two married people in separate marriages are "involved" through text, phone calls, emails, FB, yahoo, any social networking yet do not engage in sex. Their relationship can be that of sharing intimate issues with each others spouse or a desire to be with the other person. This can involve sharing videos, pictures, web cams, sextexting, or phone sex.
Although Alissa and Marty weren't marrie to one another they were in an illicit e-affair for months.
by Uncle Procter June 8, 2011
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