Burning, painful rash in ass crack and/or taint (based on which way you wipe) from when you're too lazy to wipe your ass totally clean and try to still go about the daily grind.
Dude, my buttcrack is on fire! Was in a huge hurry this morning and didn't get a good wipe!

You've probably got adult diaper rash. You need to air out your asshole, man.
by Jimduggan619 April 7, 2016
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1. a phrase used to say it all depends
2. Gay ass saying a teacher may say
it all depends adult diapers
by student October 24, 2003
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A phrase used when emphasizing the commitment to the grind, so committed you have no time for even subtle bowel movements. The phrase can also be used when describing how a rather uncooperative food or drink might unsettle the stomach to the point of a bowel movement within the pants
Brad: yo you trying to grab some tequila shots before the game?

Chad: eh man idk, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night

Jenna: I got a 5 page paper due at 8am and I haven’t even started, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night.
by The mysterious handsome fellow December 12, 2020
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