Photoshop: A powerful, but slow, poorly designed and made, and too overpriced for anyone to really consider buying. Download it.
Acrobat: A standard Adobe is trying to force on everyone. A slow, bulky, and pathetic program. Many OTHER programs let you create PDF's for free.
"Wow you got ripped, you can get it online for free if you know where to look."
2) Look at that messy toilet, it's covered with Adobe!
Chris: What the fuck does that mean?
Dan: She's a pdf. Pretty damn fine. You know, adobe.