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- A belief that John Warnock, the founder of Adobe, was the second coming of Christ.
The belief states that, "If you torrent the Adobe programs, you're going to hell but if you pay for the Adobe programs you're going to heaven, but you still have to pay $700 for Adobe Heaven and you have to wait 50 years in Adobe Limbo for it to install. "
The belief states that, "If you torrent the Adobe programs, you're going to hell but if you pay for the Adobe programs you're going to heaven, but you still have to pay $700 for Adobe Heaven and you have to wait 50 years in Adobe Limbo for it to install. "
Person A: "I believe in an underrated and a money hungry religon."
Person B: "Ooo, what's your religon mate?"
Person A "Adobeism."
Person B: "What in the... ITS A SUBHUMAN ADOBE, KILL IT, BURN IT! "
Person B: "Ooo, what's your religon mate?"
Person A "Adobeism."
Person B: "What in the... ITS A SUBHUMAN ADOBE, KILL IT, BURN IT! "
by DocMcDupps June 25, 2019