5 definitions by Cheeseball Alcatraz
An anus.
Stupid random woman- "Hey look it's my dog."
Stupid random woman- "Lets rub the dog's belly."
Stupid random woman- "Hmmmm my dog is acting strange oh I know let's check his diarrhea cutter!"
Intelligent dog- "Oh man here it comes !"
Stupid random woman- "HOLY DIARRHEA CUTTER, LIQUEFIED FECES IS EVERYWHERE AND MY WHOLE $1 PRE-WORN SHIRT IS RUINED ! NOW I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 20 YEARS POWER WASHING ALL PARTS OF MY MOUTH !"
Stupid random woman- "Lets rub the dog's belly."
Stupid random woman- "Hmmmm my dog is acting strange oh I know let's check his diarrhea cutter!"
Intelligent dog- "Oh man here it comes !"
Stupid random woman- "HOLY DIARRHEA CUTTER, LIQUEFIED FECES IS EVERYWHERE AND MY WHOLE $1 PRE-WORN SHIRT IS RUINED ! NOW I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 20 YEARS POWER WASHING ALL PARTS OF MY MOUTH !"
by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 25, 2021
A person who seems to only function in an idiotic, hyperactive way. You know.... those crazy idiots you meet on the street - yeah that's them, you know... the ones that threaten you with a broken bottle because they're too drunk to pick anything else up ? ... yeah that's who I am talking about. They're the ones who may have invented the word insane... not sure yet, need to do actual research for once.... but you know if you dealt with crazy people throwing their bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron ideas at you you'd call them a bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron I mean am i wrong ?
In response to an incident where said (bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron) tried to stab me because I asked him to remove the shopping cart he left behind my car, blocking me in, and leaving his cell phone inside, I called him and recorded a message....' A RECORDED MESSAGE ' (In Russian Accent) - "Hello, bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron, listen to voice recorded message that I worked so hard on. At least in Russia people RESPECT voice recorded messages... unlike dirty, filthy, Americans." - The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master.
by Cheeseball Alcatraz August 31, 2021
Although believed to be finally dead, the word was rediscovered to still be in existence and still be the top definition on urban dictionary despite all the rumors of its final destruction. It remains to this day as a mystery akin to what came first - the chicken or the egg, and now is believed by scientists, professors of language, and other experts to be a completely unstoppable force that began as the simple definition of the taste of a female's fluid just behind the tonsils when tasted with the tip of the tongue (which tastes anything sweet), but became perverted by some bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron.
Joe: Hey I was eating a watermelon jolly rancher and all a sudden, I wondered if that stupid word Watermelon Sugar was the top definition on urban dictionary still...
Bob: You aren't going to believe this, but yes it is still there and always will be, keeping the universe glued together..as it should be and always will be, you bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron.
Bob: You aren't going to believe this, but yes it is still there and always will be, keeping the universe glued together..as it should be and always will be, you bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron.
by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 10, 2021
If you are seeing this we have bought your soul if you would like you soul back please buy all of our products at once. Then we will send your soul back via Amazon Prime box (you will pay shipping). If you encounter this again you will need to sell us another soul in obedience. If you cooperate you will earn a spot in helping us take over the world. You may receive a high definition ADOBE wallpaper (for sponsorship use only). If you fail to comply with these rules we will hunt you down and steal you whole existence and sell your soul immediately to a country of our choice (mostly to Pakistan they pay us big time for this.). (Made in India). (Assembled in Mexico and Argentina). (Written by Russia).
ADOBE now owns your computer and your soul your welcome. "Hello my fellow comradians I come to you today with our sponsor please welcome ADOBE!!!!!"- The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master.
ADOBE: I ADOBE approve this message as your overlord.
ADOBE: I ADOBE approve this message as your overlord.
by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 10, 2021
This is the top man in Mother Russia who can out drink every other man in the country. He knows the proper way to drink Vodka...with an onion. You will NOT beat him in Russian Roulette so DON'T TRY. He is the leader of the RCU - (Russian Comrades United) This organization is constantly being argued over its popularity and influence in the world at large. Some top experts argue whether it even exists. However it is not wise to question the power of the force of the clan of united RCU battalions of death.
"The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master" is no bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron. However, he is sometimes the unofficial spokesperson for ADOBE.
by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 10, 2021