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1. UCPP
UnComfortable Penis Position. Often used by heterosexual males to explain the reasoning for grabbing or adjusting your cock and balls.
"dude, what the fuck are doing?"

"UCPP bro."
2. psyjology
Adjusting the psyche to a more jolly frame of mind
What is psyjology other than elevating the mood and raising the spirit?
3. Fluffing
The act of adjusting ones testicles due to stickiness, sweatyness or discomfort.
Can also be described as "Fluffng the pillows."
I spent 2 and half minuets fluffing my pillows after the basketball game.
4. adlust
Adjusting adverts as per a racy publication ot for the love of adverts
Wonderlust grew from adlust.
5. Crackaphobia
The fear of going to the chiropractor, that the chiropractor will break your neck in the process of adjusting you.
I had crackaphobia after listening to the noise of my friend getting adjusted.
6. Adjusting the blinds
Masturbating in front of window and being caught.
Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.
7. Adjusting the Blinds
A person who stands in front of blinds while engaging in public manual stimulation of a person's genitals to the point of climax.
A San Diego weatherman recently got in trouble with the law for adjusting the blinds in front of a woman.
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