Adjusting the blinds

Masturbating in front of window and being caught.

Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.

Adjusting the blinds by mpfs79 March 3, 2011

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Adjusting the Volume

An act often used in the music world where the male is about to ejaculate. To prevent this from happening, the person performing the fellatio, decreases the speed at which she performs. She also adjusts the testicles. All of which is done to increase orgasm intensity.

Damn! That drummer chick is really good at adjusting the volume. Last night was crazy!

Adjusting the Volume by hahalalala14 January 8, 2012

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Adjusting the Blinds

A person who stands in front of blinds while engaging in public manual stimulation of a person's genitals to the point of climax.

A San Diego weatherman recently got in trouble with the law for adjusting the blinds in front of a woman.

Adjusting the Blinds by jesster79 March 6, 2011

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.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.

.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 2, 2025

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Asgusting

How an uneducated, generally sub-par IQ person pronounces the word disgusting.

Those fried twinkies were asgusting!

Asgusting by B166ER June 18, 2011

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Adjustin' Bieber

- Adjustin' Bieber - When a certain singing sensation feels the need to grab himself.

As I saw the video for 'Baby', I saw an Adjustin' Bieber grab himself "One Time"

Adjustin' Bieber by Tylercee April 5, 2010

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Adulting

Adulting (v): to carry out one or more of the duties and responsibilities expected of fully developed individuals (paying off that credit card debt, settling beef without blasting social media, etc). Exclusively used by those who adult less than 50% of the time.

I was going to buy a sack of Blue Dream but I finally got my oil changed instead. Adulting!

Adulting by starcraft420 June 12, 2016

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