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113.
Normally,This boy is TOTALLY hot. You see him, and already want to do him right where he stands. Most likely, look's like a 'bad-ass', peircings,tattoos, hot topic stuff, Converse, drives a truck; kind of stuff.

You pretty much stalk the kid, find out about him.
Don't talk to him in person, get his number from a Note, or maybe Myspace.

For awhile, you text. Later into talking to him for about 2 months, He say's THE MOST amazing things, and you want him so bad, he supossidly, wants you too.

(Don't be tricked, this is a non-intentional plot.)

4 months into it, You guy's both know you like each other, but he's not the type of guy to ask a girl out, And It, of course, Bugs you that you've been waiting for so long just for this kid.

Then, a girl, who is also your friend.. But is alittle slutty (probally had sex with 50 guys.) come's along and pretty much takes him. It hurts you, very much so that he likes her within a 2 week period, hang out everyday, and talk like 24/7 when it took you a long time, and you've never even hung out with him.

Everything he says, is sweet nothings.

Truth is: Adam's are into drugs, and sex. that's just about it. He will jump from girl to girl, useing their friends.

Best advice: Stay away from any Kid's named Adam no matter how 'sweet' they seem. :
Emily "Dude, should I go out with that boy??"
Emilys Bestfriend "NO WAY! HE IS SUCH AN ADAM, AND I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING HURT."
by PerfectLetDown September 14, 2009
 
114.
likes butt rape with his pp get's it passed from Dino and Sean.
Adam will step in all the spot where the light is shown and butt rape you.
by slaverapeforherpleasureforhim March 03, 2010
 
115.
A small mountain valley town in Western Massachusetts where 60% of the population are old reckless drivers who never made it to Florida to die, and the rest of the town consists of high school jocks that impregnated their cheerleader girl friends right out of high school and now work at Walmart for rest of their lives.
If your 25 still can't let go of your glory days as a jock in high school and have and 10 year old son then you would fit right in collecting your food stamps in adams.
by Wally Kason August 16, 2006
 
116.
an asshole who will try to get any girl he can but cant caus he has nasty teeth, a pimpley face, short stubby appendages. he is fat and short and thinks hes amazing at wrestling but hes not caus its gay and so is he with his stupid rainbow tye dye sweat shirt. he smells bad and will act nice to you at first but then will ruin your life. stay away from these "adams". if you date one then break up, he wont stop annoying you.. but if hes not short and ugly then dont worry about it (:
oh gross its adam!
ewwwwwww...
by greenhilighter December 12, 2010
 
117.
a very flambouyant and gay individual, who especially likes to get naked with other males.
adam and steve not adam and eve
by adams girlfriend January 22, 2010
 
118.
A boy who likes to lie.
Usually six foot or taller.
Turned down this cute little girl, for an ugly fucking slut.
lies about having sex.
makes potatoes with hot sauce.
blonde,short,curly hair.
large penis.

FUCKING ASSHOLE.. that a girl usually can't stop loving. </3
girl:I had sex with Adam.
friend:No you didn't?Adam said he wouldn't fucking touch you.
girl:Oh:'( I'm not lying.
by the heartbroken one=/ March 19, 2009
 
119.
a boy that will tell you anything you want to hear, has very bad anger issues, lies about almost everything he tells you, is wayyyy bipolar, and the biggest jerk you will every meet. also he will chase you around a room until you fall and hurt yourself.
"he is being such an Adam"
by bangbangchoochootrain2 July 23, 2008