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106.
an ugly, fat kid with a muffintop who no one likes. if you meet him, you'll wish you never had. he smells like cat piss and thinks hes super attractive but in reality, hes scum. he's a player and a douche bag.
you wanna hear a muffin joke?........... adam.
by you had it coming, muffin. July 05, 2011
 
107.
An idiot who goes out with you for three years and you think you're in love with him. He is the worst boyfriend ever and totally ignores you and stands you up. When you finally realize what a dick he is and break up with him, he gets sad and begs for you back. Also, fat and ugly with dumb-ass friends who will try to get with you once you dump him.

CAUTION- DO NOT DATE THIS TERRIBLE CREATURE!!
Friend- How's your boyfriend, Adam?

You- A dick, as usual. I think I'm gonna dump him.

Friend- OMG! Finally!
by bellalennon October 25, 2010
 
108.
Noun n.

1. A stupid troll with no life and nothing better to spend money on than useless accounts and pokemon games that he plays in his mother's basement.

2. The process by which a heterosexual boy goes gay during puberty.

3. The act of sucking a penis while playing pokemon with your own mother.

4. A zit/pimple/acne.

5. A nasty little pimple that you might find on your ass on a hot summer day.

Verb v.

1. To spend $750.00 on a single account on a chatting website.

2. To troll or insult people using the words "faggot nigger" or other similar childish language because you have nothing intelligently cruel or remotely true to say about that person.

3. To act like something you're not to hide your insecurities; particularly acting like a "gangsta" to seem "cool" when you're only more annoying and pathetic that way.

4. Sucking a dick and denying it.
1. Oh god it's Adam ~_~

Hide your men.

2. He used to like girls when he was a kid then something happened in that locker room and he adamed.

3. OMG! You've got a huge adam on your face D:

Pop that nasty sucker!

4. Ah, man. I've got an adam on my butt. It hurts like hell.

5.

Normal person 1: DUDE! He bought an account on a website for over 700 dollars!!!

Normal person 2: WTF?!???!!!?!

Normal person 1: Yeah man, he totally adamed that shit.

6.

Person 1: Did you hear about Jeremy?
Person 2: What? What happened?
Person 3: Brad totally adamed him man. He denied he gave him a blowjob and told him to shut up.
Person 4: LOL
by LloydTotallyDidn'tMakeThisUp October 07, 2010
 
109.
gay first man to get layed by both a man and a woman
It wasn't Adam and Eve it was Adam and Steve
by thebaddoctor September 15, 2010
 
110.
A male who takes on a promiscuous lifestyle to cover up the fact that he might be a homosexual. He also tends to get into the pants of young females attending sporting events.
"Wow look at that jackass over there, I bet his name is Adam"
"Adam is such a manwhore, i hate him"
by Ya motha69(: February 27, 2010
 
111.
someone who enjoys a hardy gooch butter sandwich then eats a massive gooch burger

a man who dangles balls into another mans mouth kind of like teabagging but then he stops to tickle him with with his shit crusted gooch hairs
Adam- "im so hungry i could go for a gooch butter sandwich with extra gooch gravy"
Adam 2- sounds amazing im so down ill buy
by hondaman230 November 05, 2009
 
112.
To kill yourself. The origin comes from Adams Song by blink182 which suggests suicide in the song
John: Did you hear that alex adamed?
Anothny: No way, i saw that coming
by Whaddupblink182 February 07, 2010