acreage

Another sign of old age.

Aunt Gertie complained of roomatiz and acreage in her joints.

by harry flashman August 3, 2003

acreage

What a wannabe calls their shit in attempt to avoid being trailer trash.
One step above a trailer park
If it isn't a Ranch, Farm or Lot, it's an acreage and owned by Rednecks.

The whore lived on an acreage just on the edge of town.

by Aldo February 3, 2003

acreaging

Acreaging; to perform copious amounts of work during all 4 seasons while enjoying the sense of fulfillment that comes with.

Also see Acreaged

What are you up to this weekend bre?
I’m Flat out man, be acreaging morning, noon and night

by N8™️ July 23, 2018

Acreaged

Referring to when one has performed copious amounts of perceived work in/on the ol yard, sans ‘Slope Inspectors’ and ‘Gazebo Permits’

1- How was your weekend bre?
2- Just so busy, Acreaged the shit out my place
1- Sounds Intense
2- Nah you just hook things up and move them around the yard

by N8™️ July 23, 2018

groinal acreage

Priapic girth.

Earl presented a problem to Coach Nilpferd, having such abundant groinal acreage it was difficult to fit him with a cup.

by megnao flimpis August 6, 2003

groinal acreage

Body mass of the pubic area.

Bubba bragged about his groinal acreage at football practice but in the showers it became common knowledge that his real estate was "quaint, small and a handyman project."

by harry flashman August 4, 2003

groinal acreage

To bemoan body aches.

Harold groinal acerage he had in his joints.

by jorge August 11, 2003