Alchohol

When you're too drunk to remember it's actually spelled "Alcohol"

Bill: "God damn, I can't remember last night. I drank so much alchohol!"
Bob: "Bill, you silly drunk. You're still drunk right now aren't you? "

Alchohol by Rag1987 June 12, 2020

alchohol enthusiast

The politically correct verbage for an raging alcholic....

What's Wrong with your grandpa?

Oh nothing hes just an alchohol enthusiast, just like my mom.

alchohol enthusiast by tavey361 June 25, 2009

Acroholic 

n. A person suffering from the need to make acronyms out of every phrase they write or say.

"Hey man, are you still dating Christina?"

"No. I had to break up with her because she actually said 'LOL' when I told her a joke."

"Damn, she's such an acroholic."

"WTF."

Acroholic by jimmybuckets July 10, 2010

Alchoholic fountain 

When you buttchug a litre of fireball whiskey then procede to have rough anal sex forcing the alchohol to squirt out of the anus, you then drink the squirting whiskey like a drinking fountain.

Me and the boys got a bit rowdy on the weekend and popped a cheaky alchoholic fountain

Alchoholic fountain by Penisinjakeslittlebum June 21, 2021

alchohol

the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.

alchohol by homer simpson March 19, 2005

Achool 

Fan of Jake Paul. Plays cringey Instagram ads. Goes on Pinterest. Clueless always. Extremely forgetful, has the WORST memory in the entire universe!!! Can't remember something for like 5 seconds omg so annoying am i right? I know I'm right don't answer that.

jk sike she my best friend

sike

sike again

YEET

Person 1: What did you have last period?

Person 2: uh......I can't remember...

Person 1: OMG u r so Achool today

Achool by PAM PAUL (sike) June 23, 2019

alchoholed 

drunk

I was so alchoholed last night.

alchoholed by hanna.ramma December 12, 2019