ace hardware

A tool so great, thus needing to be promoted to the next level of toolness.

Chris is an Ace Hardware.

by snipe7281 December 17, 2008

Ace Hardware

When a person has reached such a level of douchebaggery that they have surpassed tool, toolbag, and toolshed, they become an Ace Hardware.

Man, Frank used to be a toolbag, but now he's a freakin Ace Hardware.

by SimpleMindedTed March 6, 2005

Ace Hardware

A huge tool/toolshed that is so big it needs to be a hardware instead of a toolshed.

You are toolshed, no ur such a tool shed that you are an ace hardware.

by bigbigbig December 17, 2008