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ace hardware

A tool so great, thus needing to be promoted to the next level of toolness.
ace hardware by snipe7281 December 17, 2008

Ace Hardware

A huge tool/toolshed that is so big it needs to be a hardware instead of a toolshed.
You are toolshed, no ur such a tool shed that you are an ace hardware.
Ace Hardware by bigbigbig December 17, 2008

ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks 

The Song that will get stuck in your head like a dogs cock up Trumps ass
ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026