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accreditation

A total scam brought about by a good old boys club and federal government criminals to bilk dumb college brats out of their dads money, and thereby send them away with a so called education where thay are more stupid when they leave than when they started.
My University has accreditation.
accreditation by Phil Rant, PHD December 17, 2007

self-accreditation

Self-accreditation is a process by which training providers create evidence or proof of learning content without involving third-party organizations. This method is particularly popular in contexts where no external regulator or authority is mandated to provide quality control of learning content. Self-accreditation allows training providers to demonstrate their high standards by publishing the aims of the learning event, the skills transferred, and the outcomes achieved. Self-accreditation involves providing evidence of a training or learning event by combining the training content aims, skills, and outcomes with the training provider's details into a single verifiable and auditable document. This process can be applied to various types of learning content, including micro-learning and training courses that do not fall under the remit of a regulator .
This courses is self-accreditated but its provider. Microsoft's accreditation of trainers is a good example of self-accreditation.
self-accreditation by kekszemu August 17, 2024

marijuana accredation degree 

A degree acquired by all students who attend Humboldt state University, regradless of major. Anyone in posession of this degree can estimate the weight of a sack within .5 grams.
A conversation with someone with a marijuana accredation degree

Nema: Dude you guys got hooked up.
Me: Are you sure?
Nema:Dude, I went to Humboldt.

Accredidating

When a student or professor seduces their institution's accreditation commissioner.
Here at Hampshire College, we have severe accreditation eligibility problems relating to our financial inability to graduate an incoming class, but that's okay, we have one of our students accredidating one of the commissioners.
Accredidating by Phaedo March 23, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026