The act of shoving your fist down someone's ass, and then taking your other fist shoving it down their throat. Then playing them like a fucking accordion.

You better watch out for Tyrone, he has an accordion fetish! He once played Joseph like a fucking Accordion!

Accordion Fetish by Lee Refugee October 18, 2019

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Ass Accordion

The act of squatting and farting at the same time.

I ate a bunch of beans today and when I did the leg press at the gym, I made an Ass Accordion

Ass Accordion by Subtle777 October 23, 2012

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The Accordion Effect

This happens when you witness a line of traffic in which a bunch of dumb ass drivers are tailgating each other only to back off and repeat the process again. Characterized by people who brake constantly while driving and continuous speeding up and slowing down. It can be especially frustrating if this happens on the highway in the left lane when you are in a hurry and you don't want to get caught up or when it occurs on a single lane road where you are unable to pass. Resembles that of an accordion.

Looks like Steve is gonna be late to work again on the account of The Accordion Effect.

The Accordion Effect by agent6 March 7, 2011

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Accordion hands

A type of hand gesture frequently used by trump in which he prepares to tell a lie by playing "air accordion", thus "accordion hands".

The faster trump's "accordion hands" move, the more preposterous the lie he's about to tell!

Accordion hands by lexydelic June 23, 2020

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