Accelerando mother fucker 

Phrase used by music nerds who also have road rage.

That old lady was driving so slow I shouted, "accelerando mother fucker," in the hopes she would speed up.

Accelerando mother fucker by Buzzkill7 October 11, 2017

acceleraphobia 

Your definition is of acceleration is wrong. People do legitimately have a fear of acceleration, but such people have no fear of speed. It's simply the rate at which one arrives at that speed that causes discomfort. Therefore, someone with a fear of acceleration can quite comfortably travel at 70 mph on a motorway, but they're not going to floor the accelerator in first gear, because that's just stupid and only morons drive like that.

Travelling from 0 to 30 mph by flooring the accelerator in first gear and reving up the engine on purpose to make a noise like a complete and utter twat.

acceleraphobia by Mike May 13, 2005

asshole accelerant 

Mass Media in general and "Social Media" outlets in particular (Facebook, Twitter, YouTube), that are used as electronic soapboxes for a person to broadcast their particular idiocy to their "Friends" or a wide, possibly international audience.

When used in a formula can be abbreviated to "A Squared".

- "That chick on YouTube, with the crackhead rant? Did you catch that, Bro?"

- "Yeah. YouTube is Asshole Accelerant, yo. Add asshole and boom!"

asshole accelerant by Miami_Yo March 31, 2011

acceleraphobia 

Fear of the gas pedal. Characterized by erratic braking, persistent traffic obstruction and speeds of more than 5mph under the limit. Prevalent mainly in central/south Florida and Branson, Missouri. Often accompanied by acute Blinkeritis.

Rush hour traffic was especially horrendous today. Seems like half the population of Tampa has acceleraphobia.

acceleraphobia by axisgrid December 15, 2009

acceleraphobia 

Fear of acceleration. u know the type, they go below the speed limit, which pisses you off and makes u holler phrases which are inappropriate for use in public

why does every motherfucker who drives in front of me have acceleraphobia. they need to SPEED THE FUCK UP!!!!!

acceleraphobia by Psycho August 10, 2004

Acceleracers

the name of 4 mediocre at best direct to TV Hot Wheels films that were released in 2005

Me: Yo dude, remember acceleracers?

Friend: lol wtf is that
Me: that hot wheels movie from 05'
Friend: ohhh yeah, I remember that

Acceleracers by original fiero November 7, 2018

Accelerando.exe 

Speedster Net Navigator and prototype/elder brother to Quickman.exe on fan site Mega Man Battle Network Universe. Wields a buster. Originally had a wristblade, but switched to earphone whip after amputation of left arm in combat. Highly maneuverable. While non-elemental, can wield shots of any element.

"Oh, I'm just worried you aren't... FLEXIBLE... enough..."

While he said this, the Soul was trying out various forms, testing the aerodynamic ability of each of them. It finally settled on a scythe-like form, which Accel swung immediately; the Soul extended towards Ethereal, the blade approaching from the icy Navi's left.

Accelerando.exe by WarpObscura March 17, 2005